Feeling like you need to have the most massive camel-like pee of your life and then only being able to manage a dribble
Constantly using the words “But the baby wants all that chocolate and I can’t deny him!”
Being scared because you now weigh the most you ever (care to) remember being in your life
Bursting out in tears for no reason at all when your other half asks you if you’re ok
Suffering from buggy snobbery as you scrutinise every buggy you see when out and about to make sure the one you get is up to scratch
Worrying about not being able to see your bikini line, forget your feet – who’s worried about seeing their feet anyway?
Having to sit that little bit further away from the desk to make room for the bump
Brushing your now vastly oversized bump/nipples on doorframes when closing or opening doors
Wondering how far away your breasts and bump have to be, to be considered in another time zone
Dousing anything you eat in Nutella, safe in the knowledge that an extra bit here and there isn’t going to make diddly-squat bit of difference to your now non-existent waistline.
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